Independence Day 2

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James Duval, Giuseppe Andrews, high waisted short shorts and me.
Photo courtesy of 20th Century Fox Home Entertainment

So, Roland Emmerich recently announced that Independence Day 2 is in the works.

Even though I was only in the movie for, like, 5 minutes, I’ve been inundated with questions about this. But honestly, I found out when everyone else did.

The real answer is – No, no one has called me about it and I’m really not sure what I would say if they did.

But that is such a boring response.

So, I’ve come up with some alternatives.

  • I’m not sure if I can do the movie because I can’t find my high-wasted short-shorts.
  • Didn’t I die in Independence Day? A lot of people died, wasn’t I one of them? I really have to watch it again.
  • Can I play an alien?
  • I’m not sure I remember how to act anymore. Is it still just pretending?
  • Why? Is Zooey Deschanel not available?
  • I’ll do it if it’s specified in my contract that I get to make out with Andrew Keegan again and/or I can keep the winnebago.

I think I’ll stick to being a writer.

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